Did you hear about Rhianna's "little" fling?
That's Rhianna... and that's a little person.
Seriously girl, when you move on from one man you are supposed to UPGRADE! I mean, it's nice that you're offering up a little equal opportunity here but really, you're better than this. And with another girl, too? Quit trying so hard to be edgy. Gah!
What do you guys think?